Imagine your otp always ride the same bus into work in the morning, but never really talk to each other. They both think the other is very attractive, and finally, one day work up the courage to talk to each other. It’s like a scene out of a movie: they’re smiling, laughing, they fit together so perfectly. It’s love at first sight. Towards the end of the bus ride, Person A begins to lean in for a kiss.

Suddenly, the bus jolts. They’re thrown apart, and there’s another jerking motion, this one even more powerful. They’ve crashed into something. Fire is burning all around as they start to climb out of the wreckage. Then, out of the smoke appears Inspector Javert. He is stood strong and unmoving against the chaos surrounding him.

He walks directly forward, staring person A of your otp in the eye. The debris are nothing to him, metal crunching under his feat like leaves. He reaches person A and stares down at their quivering firm. “Person A” he bellows, “you are under arrest for overly cliche romantic bus montages. You’re coming with me.” He touches his shoulder, and the pair vanish in a puff of smoke. Person A is never seen again.

Howl's Moving Castle - Flower Garden
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The Flower Garden | Howl’s Moving Castle

I want this played endlessly in every garden in the world


birb se futur. birb se all.

Shopekeper Large contact len store.  Sell a len, can gain a illusion the eyeball so much more eyeball


birb se futur. birb se all.

Shopekeper Large contact len store.  Sell a len, can gain a illusion the eyeball so much more eyeball

Akira Senju
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I listen to this when I feel sad

or happy

or indifferent

or strange


I listen to this all the time

TMI Tuesday hit me up



Seriously ask me about sex/gender stuff, send me reverse TMIs, send me kinks and I’ll tell you what I think about them, all sorts of things hit me up

I can also stand to do this


fullmetal alchemist is really messed up

The Wind Rises (2013)

The Wind Rises (2013)


life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

im watching fullmetal alchemist brotherhood

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